vision!

i had the profound experience of having a vision last night. brights lights filled my room late last night, as the others slept. a majestic being from the heavens visited my apartment and explained the mysteries and inner workings of the universe. it opened my mind and greatly expanded my knowledge. the being took me by the hand and explained that it ruled as far as the eye can see. it rules the whole earth. it rules our galaxy and beyond. that's right, i was visited by... scribble.

scribble is an 853 pound goldfish. while not actually a creator of the universe, he was left in charge while the real creators took a vacation. that was 1,377 years ago. so, when he said that he ruled the earth and so on, he was technically correct, if misleading. scribble is more akin to a babysitter for the universe. and, like many babysitters, he calmly watches television and listens to his ipod while the children have a food fight and swing from the chandeliers. often times the kids will also destroy their mother's favorite piece of furniture. however, in this scenario, the children are the entire human race. even though man kind has done major damage to the furniture / earth, and committed a few food fights / genocides, scribble is still anticipating the five dollars an hour that he was promised.

there are a few fun facts about scribble that he shared with me. he loves arbitrary rules. in fact, sometimes he spends hours coming up with rules that he plans to implement, but never enforces. scribble has stated that there are a lot of things that we don't know about him, and that if he had a wikipedia page, the miscellaneous section would be enormous. he is a single, solitary being that leads a celibate life.

our supreme babysitter has enlisted me to be his mouthpiece. and, by mouthpiece, he means set up a blog for him and update it sporadically with his arbitrary rules and miscellaneous facts. he may also want me to post his opinions, he hasn't decided yet.

just to go over some finer points, and clear up some possible confusion that many of you may have, i came up with some bullet points on scribble.

• scribble is not God, or even a god or god-like entity. he was just who they put in charge. he doesn't mind being worshipped though.





• scribble cannot answer prayers. he can listen to prayers, but usually gets a bad connection, as his cell phone rarely gets more than a single bar of reception.





• scribble is immortal.

i hope that clears everything up for now. on a seperate note, if any of you have been visted by scribble and received additional information about him, feel free to leave a comment.

scribble is not pleased. all hail our supreme babysitter.