the following is a conversation between scribble and some sort of family member named dribble.
scribble: what have you been up to?
dribble: working mostly
scribble: oh yeah? where at?
dribble: same place as before
scribble: good stuff. anything interesting going on?
dribble: i found a baby and claimed it as my own
scribble: what did you name it?
dribble: thor god of thunder
scribble: i thought that was taken
dribble: naw. its moms middle name
scribble: that's a rough middle name
dribble: haha yeah
scribble: it really must put neil as a middle name in perspective
dribble: sure does
scribble: what do you feed a god of thunder?
dribble: baby jews and carrots
scribble: oh yeah, my baby likes carrots too. she's never been a fan of baby jews though. maybe it is because i tend to over-cook them.
dribble: gotta simmer them man
scribble: yeah, but then their bleeding jew hearts run all over the plate. it's basically the same reason i don't cook eggs sunny side up.
scribble: do you know how hard it is to find baby jews in orem?
dribble: man. really hard i imagine
scribble: yeah dude. no synagogues or ghettos to raid. plenty of leftover momo babies though
dribble: haha
scribble: but they are all stringy and under nourished because of their poor student parents.
dribble: what are they fed? combos?
scribble: mostly guilt and shame. cold, discarded tears. usually some hypocrisy... it's kind of a staple food around here.
dribble: hahaha
scribble: i swear, we were at walmart the other day, and i could have stolen a football team worth of loose children
dribble: thats soo true
scribble: and no one would have known
scribble: but all that extra capturing and de-boning probably wouldn't have been worth it.
dribble: yeah so much effort
scribble: so. thor god of thunder... is that a boy's name?
dribble: it works for both
scribble: so what is it in this case?
dribble: what case?
scribble: is your stolen thor baby a he or a she? or a he-she?
dribble: it is.....something more
scribble: like a mega-hermaphrodite?
dribble: kinda
scribble: interesting. is it possible that it is it's own mother and father?
dribble: also its own bro and sis
scribble: intense. are you sure you can handle all that?
dribble: i hope so
scribble: welp, my phone is dying. good luck with my new nephew / niece / hermaphroawesome. watch your balls.
dribble: i will
note: i am only the blogger. i do not condone the eating of carrots, baby jews, or humans in general.
scribble is still freezing.
all hail our supreme babysitter!
