Wednesday, January 6, 2010

new years conversation with family










the following is a conversation between scribble and some sort of family member named dribble.





scribble: what have you been up to?


dribble: working mostly



scribble: oh yeah? where at?

dribble: same place as before


scribble: good stuff. anything interesting going on?

dribble: i found a baby and claimed it as my own


scribble: what did you name it?

dribble: thor god of thunder


scribble: i thought that was taken

dribble: naw. its moms middle name


scribble: that's a rough middle name

dribble: haha yeah


scribble: it really must put neil as a middle name in perspective

dribble: sure does


scribble: what do you feed a god of thunder?

dribble: baby jews and carrots


scribble: oh yeah, my baby likes carrots too. she's never been a fan of baby jews though. maybe it is because i tend to over-cook them.



dribble: gotta simmer them man


scribble: yeah, but then their bleeding jew hearts run all over the plate. it's basically the same reason i don't cook eggs sunny side up.


scribble: do you know how hard it is to find baby jews in orem?


dribble: man. really hard i imagine


scribble: yeah dude. no synagogues or ghettos to raid. plenty of leftover momo babies though

dribble: haha


scribble: but they are all stringy and under nourished because of their poor student parents.

dribble: what are they fed? combos?


scribble: mostly guilt and shame. cold, discarded tears. usually some hypocrisy... it's kind of a staple food around here.

dribble: hahaha


scribble: i swear, we were at walmart the other day, and i could have stolen a football team worth of loose children

dribble: thats soo true


scribble: and no one would have known



scribble: but all that extra capturing and de-boning probably wouldn't have been worth it.

dribble: yeah so much effort


scribble: so. thor god of thunder... is that a boy's name?

dribble: it works for both


scribble: so what is it in this case?

dribble: what case?


scribble: is your stolen thor baby a he or a she? or a he-she?

dribble: it is.....something more


scribble: like a mega-hermaphrodite?


dribble: kinda


scribble: interesting. is it possible that it is it's own mother and father?

dribble: also its own bro and sis


scribble: intense. are you sure you can handle all that?

dribble: i hope so


scribble: welp, my phone is dying. good luck with my new nephew / niece / hermaphroawesome. watch your balls.

dribble: i will




note: i am only the blogger. i do not condone the eating of carrots, baby jews, or humans in general.


scribble is still freezing.


all hail our supreme babysitter!

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