new years conversation with family

the following is a conversation between scribble and some sort of family member named dribble.

scribble: what have you been up to?

dribble: working mostly

scribble: oh yeah? where at?

dribble: same place as before

scribble: good stuff. anything interesting going on?

dribble: i found a baby and claimed it as my own

scribble: what did you name it?

dribble: thor god of thunder

scribble: i thought that was taken

dribble: naw. its moms middle name

scribble: that's a rough middle name

dribble: haha yeah

scribble: it really must put neil as a middle name in perspective

dribble: sure does

scribble: what do you feed a god of thunder?

dribble: baby jews and carrots

scribble: oh yeah, my baby likes carrots too. she's never been a fan of baby jews though. maybe it is because i tend to over-cook them.

dribble: gotta simmer them man

scribble: yeah, but then their bleeding jew hearts run all over the plate. it's basically the same reason i don't cook eggs sunny side up.

scribble: do you know how hard it is to find baby jews in orem?

dribble: man. really hard i imagine

scribble: yeah dude. no synagogues or ghettos to raid. plenty of leftover momo babies though

dribble: haha

scribble: but they are all stringy and under nourished because of their poor student parents.

dribble: what are they fed? combos?

scribble: mostly guilt and shame. cold, discarded tears. usually some hypocrisy... it's kind of a staple food around here.

dribble: hahaha

scribble: i swear, we were at walmart the other day, and i could have stolen a football team worth of loose children

dribble: thats soo true

scribble: and no one would have known

scribble: but all that extra capturing and de-boning probably wouldn't have been worth it.

dribble: yeah so much effort

scribble: so. thor god of thunder... is that a boy's name?

dribble: it works for both

scribble: so what is it in this case?

dribble: what case?

scribble: is your stolen thor baby a he or a she? or a he-she?

dribble: it is.....something more

scribble: like a mega-hermaphrodite?

dribble: kinda

scribble: interesting. is it possible that it is it's own mother and father?

dribble: also its own bro and sis

scribble: intense. are you sure you can handle all that?

dribble: i hope so

scribble: welp, my phone is dying. good luck with my new nephew / niece / hermaphroawesome. watch your balls.

dribble: i will

note: i am only the blogger. i do not condone the eating of carrots, baby jews, or humans in general.

scribble is still freezing.

all hail our supreme babysitter!